how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
