oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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