It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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