marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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