no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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