I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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