Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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