Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she looked like the before picture.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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