Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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