fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Randomize
