She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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