we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize