Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize