Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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