If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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