After last night, I could never be a politician.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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