Don't you send me to vm
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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