Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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