Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she pinky promised me she was 18
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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