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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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