i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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