Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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