i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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