is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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