I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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