You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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