just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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