We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
