try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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