evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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