I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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