he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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