I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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