In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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