I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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