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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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