i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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