So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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