I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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