we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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