btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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