Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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