end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
