Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
