is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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