So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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