sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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