He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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