Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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