The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
