He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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