It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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