woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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