I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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