Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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