Your dad touched me again.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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